我这样爱妈妈 M.O.M (Mom Operating Manual)
我这样爱妈妈 M.O.M (Mom Operating Manual)
(美)朵琳·克罗宁 Cronin, Doreen
A manual for you to take care of your mom and keep her happy!
Congratulations! You are the proud owner of a Mom. This means you have someone to make you sandwiches, someone to drive you to soccer practice, and someone—for reasons unknown to man—who is able to hold your snotty, used tissues in her own pocket without gagging.
A well-functioning mom is essential to domestic harmony and general well being. Yet despite their status as the most advanced humans on the planet, moms do need some daily care and maintenance to keep them running smoothly.
This book explains everything. Mom requirements include, but are not limited to: light watering, the crust of peanut butter sandwiches, and some peace and quiet every now and then for crying out loud. And there’s added bonus information! Learn to spot early warning signs of mom-pattern-crankiness and to recognize when mom might need another cup of coffee. A mom’s make and model will vary by family, but the simple fact remains: Take care of Mom…and she’ll take care of you.
sku: 9787571412845
Author: (美)朵琳·克罗宁 Cronin, Doreen
Publication Date: 01/06/2021
Publisher: 北京科学技术出版社
Series: 100层童书馆
Age: 4-6 years
众所周知,妈妈是这个星球上的人类模型。她们具有超人一般的能量、力气、耐心和创造力。她们大小不同,外形各异。她们拥有不同的天赋和技能,比如做饭、唱歌、运动、缝补衣服等,还掌握一些急救知识。如果你正确使用妈妈,照顾到她的基本需求(一般来说很少),你的妈妈就会在未来很多年保持状态;如果你对妈妈疏于保养,她就会出现不同程度的功能失调,进而影响全家人的健康和愉快心情。本书就是要教给你观察妈妈当前运行状态、给妈妈做日常维护以及应对功能失常妈妈的方法。想不想拥有一个眉开眼笑、状态极佳、功能卓越的妈妈?一起学习吧。